Holiday meal: Turkey or Ham or Curry?

CURRY- They don't make a fire extinguisher big enough for me.
HAM- One if my favorite meats but very naughty. Full of fat and carbs.
TURKEY- less naughty if you don't eat the most favored part; the skin.

So, you can't win for loosing.
I am a meat lover but my conclusion is- turkey for Thanksgiving and ham for Christmas.
New Years, if you live in the South there is only one way to celebrate-COOKOUT!
If you are unfortunate not to live in the South, you are in your own!