new law: every time anyone orders a pizza they need to order me one too

or a year in prison for every slice i miss out on 😡😈

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SW-User

Every pizza I order is for you. You just never pick it up, so I eat it so as not to waste.

adorbz · 26-30, F

@SW-User hmm you found a loophole already 🧐