On my last 3 visits to a certain overpriced overrated coffeehouse, the same barista has interpreted my name in vastly different ways.

My name is Síona.
Previous attempts by Noah the barista have been:
Beanie
Sheep
Shane
Today, however, is special. Today Noah asked me to spell it after conceding "I keep guessing nonsense." And I will never be named Beanie again.

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SW-User

How in the world did they get those names from Siona?
That’s my question.
Lol

queenfisher · 22-25, F

@SW-User In fairness it does start with an sh sound so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt with Sheep and Shane (despite my lack of wool and my being a female) but Beanie is a real mystery

SW-User

@queenfisher lmao
A true mystery for sure
Beautiful name though, Siona