Due to recent advances in DNA testing, I will no longer be spitting in your food.

I apologize for the inconvenience.

I avoid chain restaurants for exactly this reason. Not to say it doesn't happen elsewhere, but I'll play the percentages on this one.

RemovedUsername1005333 · 100+, M

@PrincessVelvet I used to sneak into your house when you weren’t looking and I would just hock one right into your food.

Btdubs if you ever feel a moment of weakness never go to Pizza Hut. They spit in my food so I loudly complained and people started walking out and then they asked me to leave

SW-User

Thank you kindly

Paliglass · 41-45, F

😂

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