Why are lentils????

@goliathtree what? No way. Peas are sweet.

Lentils are umami.

@JoeyFoxx Legumes — a class of vegetables that includes beans, peas and lentils

yo mama!

@goliathtree Apples and oranges are both fruit.

Ya fruit!

@JoeyFoxx and there are red lentils and beluga lentils and french lentils and there is a fair difference between sugar snap peas and snow peas and field peas.

And I am not putting apples (or oranges for that matter) in my pea soup.

@goliathtree There's no comparison between English peas and yellow lentils.

When did it get so foggy?

@JoeyFoxx I put split field peas and red lentils in my pea soup and you can't tell the difference.

Now lets talk whiskey.

@goliathtree Can you tell the difference between Black Bush and Middleton Very Rare?

@JoeyFoxx about $220.

Although, I will take Bushmills 21 over Black Bush any day....I can't afford Middleton.

@JoeyFoxx Although I was given a bottle of Tullamore that I have been afraid to open.

perhaps I’m easily pleased.

LIES@goliathtree