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OceanGuy33 · 56-60, M
i work at a millennial company... already enjoy too many ML things, i need to say no to this but it's soooooo goo!!d!

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@OceanGuy33 😂 It is good, I can assure you

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Looks good
But I don't like eggs and rarely have bread but when I do have bread I'll put avocado on it💞😍
But I don't like eggs and rarely have bread but when I do have bread I'll put avocado on it💞😍
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@SW-User Me too!!! ❤️

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@SW-User thanks for BA 😌💞

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@SW-User You’re welcome my fellow avocado 😌

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Yay 😍🖤

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@SW-User I had a feeling 😂 🖤🥰

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@SW-User 🤗

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@SW-User 🤗
ExtremeNext · 36-40
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@BeefySenpie noooooooooo just when I was starting to like you, you do this
snofan · M
@BeefySenpie Plus 1 for vegemite
BeefySenpie · M
@ExtremeNext I can't help my loyalties which developed from childhood in NZ 😌
Lostpoet · M
The bottom one. It looks like something I'd make for breakfast on the weekends.

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@Lostpoet It’s perfect for lunch as well! 😄
Lostpoet · M
@SW-User neither do I. 🙂

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@Lostpoet ok 😊

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Yeah, but not like that. Just boil the eggs and slice them, then the texture isn't so similar to the avocado. When I was a kid, my mother would give me toast with avocado sometimes, but not with egg. That, or a taco de aguacate, lol

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@SW-User You mean like this?



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@SW-User Yeah, but with toast that ain't that toasted, lol

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@SW-User I like non-toasted toast sometimes as well 😊
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
I love avocado toast but I'm allergic to eggs.
Spokeskitties75 · 46-50, M
@Fungirlmmm But you have several inside of you?!? Allegedly 😂

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@Fungirlmmm Avocado toast alone is just fiiiine! 😁

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@Fungirlmmm you can have avocado sandwich. 😋
DaveyWavey01 · M
Come make my dinner if you’re that good 😁

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@DaveyWavey01 Try me 😏
ticklerguy · M
@SW-User hehe I could help with that lol
DaveyWavey01 · M
@SW-User I’ll think of something
KiwiBird · 36-40, F
How about Durian and egg on toast....???

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@KiwiBird Hahahaha Vietnam has amazing durians as well! You should pay a visit there someday 🥰 I think almost anything could be eaten with eggs. Eggs don’t have any flavor anyway 😆
KiwiBird · 36-40, F
@SW-User I have eaten Durian in Indonesia, Malaysia and Thailand. Vietnam on the bucket list.

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@KiwiBird Ayyy!!! 😎 By the way you’re one of a few Caucasians I know that actually like durians 😆
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CrustyDDingus · 36-40, M
But where are the avocados?

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@CrustyDDingus Billie Eilish? Lol
CrustyDDingus · 36-40, M
👀@SW-User it’s Crusty EyeRash to you

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@CrustyDDingus 👀 That name gives me a pink eye 😂
AbbySvenz · F
Omg yes

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@AbbySvenz Nope! Lol
AbbySvenz · F
They lied to me 🥺
ticklerguy · M
@SW-User They was a gift,so the really don't count
so far i only use banana on toast, but i'll try this when i buy avocado
@SW-User you have good taste 😌💜

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@YukikoAmagi 😇 Thanks! 🥑
Bushmanoz · 61-69, M
@SW-User omg i didnt see this..erp

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Yes. Also, avocado and cherry tomatoes with fried parma ham 🤤

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@SW-User 😆 Omg I was hungry earlier, and now I’m ravenous!

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@SW-User Haha! I'll come and cook for you. All I ask is a cup of tea in return, as any good English man would 🤓

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@SW-User That should be easy 😌 That somehow makes me feel classy 😂

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Yep

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@SW-User 🤗🥑🥰 Avocado = Love ❤️
quitwhendone · M
Actually, now that I look at it, it doesn't look bad. But skip the fatty avocado.

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@quitwhendone Nope you won’t be losing muscle weight
I don’t think there’s an exact answer to how much weight one can lose per week on the Keto diet. Everyone is different in terms of their fat burning rate.
With loss of muscle mass, strength and endurance are affected negatively, leading to decreased functional performance." But your body shouldn't naturally go for muscle first in weight loss—if you're doing it right. ... "A person who is attempting to lose weight by not eating may lose weight in muscle first before fat.
I don’t think there’s an exact answer to how much weight one can lose per week on the Keto diet. Everyone is different in terms of their fat burning rate.
quitwhendone · M
@SW-User Well, keep this in mind: It takes roughly a deficit of 3,500 Calories to lose a pound of body weight. And a surplus of 3,500 Cals to gain a pound of body weight. If you are losing more than two pounds a week, you are probably losing muscle along with the fat.

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@quitwhendone Keto diet won’t make you lose muscle weight because you can still consume proteins for muscle maintenance. Keto just makes it hard for you to gain muscle, but that’s not impossible.
Protein consumption post-resistance training promotes muscle growth; carbs, on the other hand, aren’t necessary for muscle growth.
DIMaverick4 · 41-45, M
TBH I love eggs and avocado both .. not sure how they go together though..
DIMaverick4 · 41-45, M
@SW-User I expect to be in heaven indeed lol ;)

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@DIMaverick4 😆
DIMaverick4 · 41-45, M
@SW-User 🤗

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Very yummy

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@SW-User Indeed

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Definitely , love them on everything 😛

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Maybe it’s why you still have them ,ever think about that 😉. Might be making ya overly horny too 🤔. Could explain a lot of your posting 😂.
Morning 🥑☕️@SW-User
Morning 🥑☕️@SW-User

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@SW-User 😂😂😂 It was an accident!

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Being horny and posting around it is an accident ?🤔 😂. Who knew 🤷♂️@SW-User
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@DEIFORM Lol Thank you....
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@kingkyri 😂 Fried bananas are delicious though!

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I've never been a fan of avocados so, no. nuh uh, nope, no thanks, pass.

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@SW-User sometimes I can be in the mood for it, but not really.

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@SW-User I don’t like guacamole that much either haha. But I do love avocados

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@SW-User I should say I wouldn't be 100% opposed to them, but I just don't see the appeal...avocado this, avocado that. idk
UnderTheBridge · 51-55, M
I've been told this recipe many many times but have yet to try it out.

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@UnderTheBridge You’re missing out!!! It’s freaking delicious
UnderTheBridge · 51-55, M
@SW-User OK. It shall go into my bucket list.

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@UnderTheBridge 👍 Go for it!

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Not for me, not keen on avacodo.

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@SW-User Haha that’s what my mom would usually say when I turned down a dish she suggested - “More for me!” 😂

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@SW-User lol, my mum would say I could sit there till I ate it.

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@SW-User 😂
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
Ooh, yes please! That sounds good this morning. :o
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
@SW-User I'm craving fresh guacamole now! xD
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
@SW-User By some random stroke of luck, I am actually going to my favorite Colombian restaurant tonight and I get to have some! :3

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@thepreposterouspanda That’s awesome! 😎 It’s such a nice treat for yourself at the end of a long week
ozgirl512 · 31-35, F
Avocado, diced cooked chicken, mayonnaise, some nice curry powder... Food of the gods ;)

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@ozgirl512 😱 That’s so not healthy but soooo yummy!
ozgirl512 · 31-35, F
@SW-User yep .. Life is not about longevity, but enjoyment... Within reason lol
Yay! I don't always have 🥑 though
... They are really expensive and often low quality so they're kind of special lol
... They are really expensive and often low quality so they're kind of special lol

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@MushroomFaerie 😂 I feel you girl. I’m not always lucky when it comes to buying avocados at supermarkets.
CropCircles · 51-55, F
YAY💕

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@CropCircles Me too!!! ❤️🥑
MasterLee · 56-60, M
@SW-User big nay

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@MasterLee 😂 Okay....

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I'll take that without the avocado.

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@SW-User Noooo whyyy??

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@SW-User because I don't like avocado. *awaits being blocked*

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@SW-User *spams your private message with avocados 🥑 before blocking you* 😂

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It's yum! 😊

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Emphatically yes.

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@SW-User Yusss! 🥑❤️

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That second picture with the egg centered on the toast with the avocado around it looks fantastic. @SW-User

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@SW-User I agree! 😋
Quizzical · 46-50, M
Very much nay... I can't abide avacado

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@Quizzical Nooo 😔
Quizzical · 46-50, M
@SW-User I do make incredible poached eggs though, lol

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@Quizzical Fabulous 🤗

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Looks good. I like fresh sliced Turkey or Chicken breast with avocado on toast. Put on fresh cracked pepper & a little salt and I'm in heaven!

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@SW-User I’m going to have to try that some time!
chrisCA · M
I like both, but not together.

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@chrisCA Haha fair enough
BeefySenpie · M
Filth

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@BeefySenpie *massages your cheeks with them avocados* 😇
BeefySenpie · M
@SW-User I'll massage your cheeks with my fists 😤

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@BeefySenpie Ooooo do it! I do that shit all the time 😂

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I can’t do it.

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@SW-User Why not? 😆

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Avocado and I don’t get along.
I like guacamole. If I eat a salad with avocado in it, I shudder when I get a piece of avocado.
I’m the same way with bananas.
I like guacamole. If I eat a salad with avocado in it, I shudder when I get a piece of avocado.
I’m the same way with bananas.
stc615 · M
Absolutely

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🤤🤤🤤

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@SW-User I love this. 😋😉

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@SW-User I’m glad you do 🤗

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@SW-User 🤗
JoeyFoxx · 56-60, M
The first two looked good.

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One of my favorites!

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@SW-User You have a fine taste, ma’am 😎👌
MyPathOfTotality · 46-50, M
I can't deal with the biddy🐤 juice running out 😖🤮

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@MyPathOfTotality 😅 You're the first person I’ve met that said that!
MyPathOfTotality · 46-50, M
@SW-User Lol😁
soulsrespite · F
i need avocados..

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@soulsrespite Me too ❤️🥰
GeorgeTBH · 31-35, M
I would say yay

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Yes.

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@SW-User Yayyy

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@SW-User 😋
ticklerguy · M
Looks Yummy :)

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@ticklerguy 😄 And it tastes yummy!
ticklerguy · M
@SW-User Making Me Hungry :o

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@ticklerguy Same here lol
quitwhendone · M
Nay

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@quitwhendone 🥑😱

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I'd skip the avocado
newgirl · 56-60, F
Yay.

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@newgirl Yayyy! 🥰 You can always add cheese on them as well, but that kinda defeats the healthy purpose 😂
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@SW-User Some might call me sadistic 😏
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😋😋😋😋

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@SW-User 🥑🥑🥑🥑

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@SW-User 🥚

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Yum
RadioDust · 36-40, M
I’d give a go

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@RadioDust 😎👍 I hope you’d like it
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