What would eating a whole block of cheese do to your health?

Not a lot, but I'd feel incredibly guilty afterwards 😄

Not nearly as bad as eating the equivalent in carbs.

constipate you, raise your triglyceride level and cholesterol count and make you very happy anyway.

Well it's got no dietary fibre so there's health issues associated with that, IBD being one, and it is mostly saturated fat so small amount is ok but in massive amounts it's not good. Think increased cholesterol higher risk of diabetes. Still if it's done just as a one-off and you have a normal healthy diet, and at your age then you'll probably be fine.

It would melt the paint off the walls. Period.

It will probably make it hard to go yo the bathroom.

weight wise it may not cause a problem depending on how many other calories you consumed that day

Constipation and weight gain, also not good for your arteries

Not all cheese is created equal. Some "cheese" is merely a milk by product.

I didn't notice a change, ate it with crackers too

Give you nourishment

Make me chase mice

Make me sick

All the poops.

Depends; it does contain fat, and to someone who doesn’t digest dairy easily, it would likely mean an extremely upset stomach.

Nothing much, unless you ate like that for several days