If you're stuffed and your partner bakes you your favorite food, what do you do?

Wafer-thin mint.

Eat it. I prefer to date fat women which I know makes me more likely to get fat too. I may as well enjoy the process with some tasty treats she made.

I usually just tell her to put it in the microwave for me then I go and eat it a couple hours later

eat a bite .. or two, or three

Save it for later.