Can you use chopsticks?

@MethDozer watches you spear sushi with a fork like a primate. 👀

@dumpstermeow Throws sushi in the chum bucket where it belongs and cooks fish like a culinary enlightened mammal capable of cooking.

@MethDozer you're missing out, my friend.

@dumpstermeow It sucks compared to all other ways. It's for people who have no kitchen skills.

@MethDozer You are a primitive tool.

@MethDozer I dunno... eating all of your food with one utensil seems superior to having to use three. 🤔

@dumpstermeow No. You still need a knife for big pieces and a spoon for liquids. I willing to go there, but don't misappropriate to chopsticks all the merits of the spork,

@MethDozer meat gets cut or shredded before cooking or serving depending on the dish, and you drink from the bowl. It's like you have no culture. 😲

@dumpstermeow That's barbaric.

@MethDozer Imma eat you.

@dumpstermeow Damn baby.

@MethDozer now you know my secret.

@dumpstermeow It's no secret. 😒

@MethDozer I'm not sure we're talking about the same secret. 😵

@LyricalOne STFU Lyrical. Know your place and stay out of this.

@MethDozer I fully approve her statement.

@MethDozer This is my place you dumb fuck.

@LyricalOne The handicap signs out front are to mark the parking spaces sugar.

@MethDozer The penis enlargement center is the next door over sugar. Hurry, hurry, you’re late for your appointment.