How to pretend to be a mother?

*Pat your belly and ask* "I'm pregnant, does that count as being a mom?"

Okay. Do your hair as usual, but pull a couple of strands awry. Lipstick just a little crooked, or bare lips works too. Wear similar shoes from two different pairs. As you walk through the restaurant, stop and move a glass back from the edge of a sttanger’s table, pick up his napkin and wipe his chin.

You’ll be convincing.

free food. yo im about to dress up as a mom and borrow my moms friend granddaughter. honestly most these moms dont even know how to be a mom so pretending to be a mom wont be that hard.

Just take a few card board cut outs of kids 😊

haha