Did you ever have a dish of food you hated when you were a kid/teen,

so you gave it your own nickname? My mom liked this dish called "SOB Salad." When my friends would ask what the "SOB" stood for, with a straight face I'd reply "Son Of a *****"." They'd look at me funny, where I'd crack up laughing, and tell them it stood for "South Of the Border" salad and I didn't care for it at all!