There is a swarm of disgruntled sexually frustrated ladies who think your threads are about them. Your next move

@SinlessOnslaught I accept you as a female

@Miram Am I pretty?

@itsok

The admin Nuno messages you asking for an explanation:

1- You block him and create another thread trash talking his anime tendencies

2- You use methdoser nut pitctures to create a throughout chart and do send an explanation. Nuno is shocked and traumatized.

3- You post your best ever selfie along with casserole recipes and distract the admins from the topic.

@Miram 3- I’ve been trying to flirt with Nuno for like a year. In my head he’s into it

@itsok Same!!

@StygianKohlrabi

You get arrested.

The game is over for you.

@Miram the game is just beginning ✊

@StygianKohlrabi petty AF but good 😂

@SW-User

Rebecca, a làdy in her 60s, creates an alt account sending you a D picture for stealing her Gerry Daddy.

You now have to pick an option:

1-Block her and go on the main to complain about being harassed by a man who got a Big D. It attracts the attention of users and they offer you comfort.

2- Can realize it is actually Rebecca retaliation against the paranoid creation scheme and call out Rebecca. One of her simps attack you and now you both accuse one another of living in your mother's basements.

3- You send a D pic too and tell her to come over.

@CountScrofula

SW server gets crashed due to DOS attacks and your many posts. As soon as it gets back, one of them ladies , Laura, a conservative accouy in their late 40s is in one of the threads calling you out on being a commie:

1- You call her out on being a man c7k posting his wives vajayjay

2- You praise the pfp vajayjay and ask why they don't shave

3- get your music instrument and play a song about the vajyjay and your wife screams in the background of the vocarroo to take out the trash

@Miram How could I pick -anything other- than 3.

@Miram 3.

@Miram 2. I reckon he’s now doing my ex. Make him feel weird or scared🤪

@Miram it took me a while to realise you meant erectile dysfunction and not eating disorders. That was my therapist brain and your nurse brain clashing

Anyway, I'm torn between 1 and 3 because smash the patriarchy and what not but also smash Miram and what not?

@SwampFlower

You get a message from BMC asking you to share the spoils because she got shot in the stomach after a car accident in 2003. She has started a Go Fund Me account

Now:

1- Block the BMC and buy a mass quantity of dildos to be distributed in Saudi Arabia

2- blackmail the BMC for having a willy and an unidentified genetic background

3-go back to posting more paranoid creating threads this time joining forces with the BMC to create public outrage

@Miram oh god I remember her but I wasn’t super involved …hm let’s see

I’m not sure why Saudi would need dildos so I’m going with blackmail. I might get a better outcome here.

Paranoid threads are pointless???

@Miram lmao😭

@NudasPriest wrong thread. This isn't the hairy one

@Miram Ah, but is it about the sexually frustrated ladies? 😏