A CHINESE GUY COMES INTO THE PUB, STANDS NEX TO ME AND STARTS DRINKING I SAID TO HIM,

"DO YOU KNOW ANY OF THOSE MARTIAL ARTS LIKE KUNG FU, JIU-JITSU, OR KARATE?" HE SAYS,
"WHAT DA F#CK YOU ASK ME THAT FOR, IS IT CUZ I'M CHINESE?" "NO, " I REPLIED.
"IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE
DRINKING MY F'CKIN' BEER!"