guys...have you ever got the living crap kicked out of you by a female?

i did in grade 4 at school. apparently i looked at her the wrong way and she went nuts on me. i was taught never to hit girls so i took the beating like a man. i was a mess...ripped and muddied clothes, bloody nose, scratches...when i got home my mom was in shock. when she asked me who did it i told her i don't know her name...oh boy the look on her face 🤣