Have you ever taken your glove off and slapped someone with it?

On my bucket list for sure.

Yes you

No, but I did pour a drink on someone's head...once. I'm not at all proud of that, but it seemed appropriate at the time.

Yes
* takes glove off and slaps you with it *

Chuck Norris. He cried like a little girl!

No, but my shoes double as boomerangs

That's a great visual. 🤣

Yes my son, he dare me to

Yes all the time with my hoes

I chop chop you