If you respond to this post with anything that ............

makes me genuinely laugh out loud.

I promise you a gift from my SW gift bag .

I am feeling pretty generous , so even if you make the effort , you will probably walk away with a consolation prize ..

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MsSwan

BobbyMoeven · 100+, M

@MsSwan

I knew you wouldn't disappoint ...

They do make an adorable couple though.

I wonder if foreplay involves these words out of Ron Jeremy's mouth .

'You brought the bacon Miss Piggy, it's only right , that I bring the sausage'