Neighbor guy again
My neighbor was catchin' some Z's outside in his lawn chair, just relaxin' and enjoyin' the sun. He was so chill that he didn't even notice when he had an accident and peed his shorts. They were gray, so it was pretty noticeable. And, yeah, it seemed like he was feelin' pretty comfortable in more ways than one – he was gettin' a boner, too. I went in to my house before he knew I saw.