Happened at work

I'm sittin' in the staff room, surrounded by all my colleagues, and we're havin' one of those staff development days. I'm just tryin' to pay attention, but I can feel it buildin' up inside me. I try to hold it in, but it's no use. I just let go, and my pull-up takes care of it.

I'm sittin' there, surrounded by all these teachers and administrators, and nobody's got a clue what's goin' on underneath my clothes. I'm just noddin' along, takin' notes, and dealin' with my own little situation. It's like, 'Yes, I'm totally engaged in this professional development workshop... and also, I've got a wet pull-up.