I Have Questions About Sph

Is it door stopper size? 🤔@nudydudette

@Keepitsimple hm.. not so familiar with door stoppers over here. Anything more standard?

@nudydudette omg! 😂

@Funopenrelationship

@Keepitsimple that clears that up, thanks!

Either one is bad if it’s hard and short like that 😳@Funopenrelationship

@Keepitsimple well the first no doubt! 😂 asumed girth was not taken into account there hehe.. hm.. need to find a doorstopper now..

They make pumps. I wonder if it would grow after a while 🤔@nudydudette

@Funopenrelationship I hope you fall on the longer side of the spectrum 😂

Well....you could take viagra and sit there pump ready until the viagra kicks in 😂@nudydudette

@Keepitsimple thanks! Me aswell. What would be ideal size then? A coke bottle?

Wide? That could pull a uterus out for Pete’s sake!! Lol@Funopenrelationship

@Keepitsimple lol. Alot of effort and thought involved with that there:p

@Keepitsimple 😂 better then a door stopper? No i ment mostly length

A bottle might be big considering I’m short. It would come out of my mouth.

Ok I need to behave. I’m eating bottle caps and obviously having a sugar rush 🤦🏻‍♀️@Funopenrelationship

@Keepitsimple haha! Indeed. Keep it together! 😉

@Keepitsimple there are a lot of small ones on here lol