If I could be perverted and completely deranged for a moment, there is something that I am really hoping one of you could help me with.

I want to eat your shit, the whole thing, especially if it's a big shit, I'd eat it all. You could shit in a bowl, on a plate, directly into my mouth, whatever. You don't even have to watch, but either way, I would very much like to eat your shit. Could I eat your shit, please? (for reals) Please DM me if interested in a playdate.