Pooped while gardening
My wife looks after a few older ladies and one in particular is a good laugh. She is in her mid seventies and I was asked if I would do a bit of gardening for her. I thought how she might react if I had an accident in my pants when doing her garden. I prepared for it the previous day and was needing to use the bathroom but not an issue to hang on.
I was weeding and had to pull some climbing weeds off a fence so needed a small step ladder. While I was on the step ladder I felt I needed to do something, so I filled my pants on the ladder. Then Jean came out with a cup of coffee and I did that awkward walk, she asked if I was ok, I simply said I had trusted a fart! She replied ‘have you shit yourself?! It was a big load and obvious what had happened. I wet myself as well. She said not to worry and took me into the bath room and began to change me. I was surprised she was so open, even explaining that she wares dark trousers because you can’t see that she’s peed.
It was embarrassing that I was hard and she said she had not seen a Willy like that for years! She found me some of her husband’s shorts to put on.
I was weeding and had to pull some climbing weeds off a fence so needed a small step ladder. While I was on the step ladder I felt I needed to do something, so I filled my pants on the ladder. Then Jean came out with a cup of coffee and I did that awkward walk, she asked if I was ok, I simply said I had trusted a fart! She replied ‘have you shit yourself?! It was a big load and obvious what had happened. I wet myself as well. She said not to worry and took me into the bath room and began to change me. I was surprised she was so open, even explaining that she wares dark trousers because you can’t see that she’s peed.
It was embarrassing that I was hard and she said she had not seen a Willy like that for years! She found me some of her husband’s shorts to put on.
