Public toilets locked!

Really needed the toilets so I walked across the car park only to find the toilets were locked and out of order.
I walked into town let out a fart but followed through and messed my pants. I got to the town toilets and a passing lady saw my problem and offered assistance. She gave me a box of wipes and a spare pair of her pants. I managed to change ok and found the whole experience quite a turn on.