Messing In Public

It happened fairly recently in the supermarket.

It was bad enough that I felt the need to fart in public, but I was mortified when I followed through.

Fortunately I was wearing a dress so no one could tell, but I was with my father and was like "Dad we need to go, NOW."

Rightly or wrongly, he felt ashamed of me when I explained why.

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Iknowyourouttheresomewhere · M

Well if you gotta go, you gotta go 😅. I look for an empty isle and fart and run 🏃 😂

MaryJo1996 · 26-30, F

@Iknowyourouttheresomewhere Could've been worse, could've been in jeans.

Iknowyourouttheresomewhere · M

@MaryJo1996 So wearing a dress would mean that the dress would fly out from the 💨 or something 🧐. lol

MaryJo1996 · 26-30, F

@Iknowyourouttheresomewhere I was meaning that at least no one could tell i'd followed through.

Iknowyourouttheresomewhere · M

@MaryJo1996 So we’re talking sound masking then 🧐

MaryJo1996 · 26-30, F

@Iknowyourouttheresomewhere Not got a clue what you mean.

Iknowyourouttheresomewhere · M

@MaryJo1996 I mean the jeans would keep the sound down 🤭 make it more inconspicuous .

MaryJo1996 · 26-30, F

@Iknowyourouttheresomewhere But they'd show what happened.

Iknowyourouttheresomewhere · M

@MaryJo1996 wait a minute so following through means more than a 💨 ? 😲
Yikes 😬

MaryJo1996 · 26-30, F

@Iknowyourouttheresomewhere Yes it does.

Iknowyourouttheresomewhere · M

@MaryJo1996 Gotta go 🏃

CursedFurudeRika · 22-25

@MaryJo1996 Are they pretty tight? If they're not that tight then they shouldn't

MaryJo1996 · 26-30, F

@CursedFurudeRika Are what pretty tight? Any jeans i wear? Yes.

CursedFurudeRika · 22-25

@MaryJo1996 there would be less risk of smell but if theyre tight then yea it would have been obvo