My friend and I had some fun about a week ago

Just recently me and my friend went out shopping at a clothing store. Both wearing clean and dry pants, but having full bowels. And we went about things normally for a while, you know, looking around and finding things we might want to try on. And then it came time to ask where the changing rooms were, so we walked up to one of the employees and asked him. We went over to the changing rooms and each tried on the pair of pants we had liked. We met outside the changing room, wearing our new pants. It was at this point that I went up to the attendant and asked, "Excuse me miss, but my friend and I really have to poop. Do we have to use the restrooms, or are we allowed to use these pants?" She thought I was joking, but I made it clear it was a serious question. She told us no, we weren't allowed to soil ourselves in the store, and pointed out the restroom. Of course, my friend and I weren't really gonna use the restroom. We stood near the same attendant, pretending to have a conversation as we began to relax our bladders and apply pressure to our bowels. We actually managed to finish soaking and filling our jeans before the attendant even noticed, and of course we were kicked out almost immediately. We then just went home and hung out for the rest of the day in our shit-filled pants.