Top 5 Places...
1. At A Concert
The line for the potty is way to long. You might have an accident just waiting in line. Plus you'd miss the show. You're better off going pee in your pants. At least then, you'll get your money's worth and won't miss the show.
2. On An Airplane
When that dredged seatbelt sign comes on, there's no hope for your poor bladder. They feed you drinks and then expect you to hold it for-basically-ever. If you have a little accident, no one will think twic about it.
3. Bus Stop
God forbid you let your need to wee prevent you from catching the bus. They're so unpredictable, a little pee accident is totally permissable so long as you catch your ride.
4. At The Mall
Uh oh, I got pee in my pants. Better buy new ones.
5. At Work
Being a pee pee pants isn't a friable offense...
The line for the potty is way to long. You might have an accident just waiting in line. Plus you'd miss the show. You're better off going pee in your pants. At least then, you'll get your money's worth and won't miss the show.
2. On An Airplane
When that dredged seatbelt sign comes on, there's no hope for your poor bladder. They feed you drinks and then expect you to hold it for-basically-ever. If you have a little accident, no one will think twic about it.
3. Bus Stop
God forbid you let your need to wee prevent you from catching the bus. They're so unpredictable, a little pee accident is totally permissable so long as you catch your ride.
4. At The Mall
Uh oh, I got pee in my pants. Better buy new ones.
5. At Work
Being a pee pee pants isn't a friable offense...
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