My stories
(Chose Fun as the mood as I don't look back on these memories with anything but that now that time has passed.)
So, I was kind of a pants-wetter as a kid. Some intentional, some not.
1. The earliest I remember. I was sleeping in bed one night at about age 6 or so, and I woke up very badly needing to pee. My 6yo brain thought I could just stick my fingers in the way and not pee myself. Yeah, no. Once I started peeing, I couldn't stop and I ended up wetting the bed.
2. A few times I would be playing video games or something and just try to hold it so I didn't have to stop what I was doing and that often resulted in accidents.
3. Was in a car with my older brother one day and he was driving his GF around while baby-sitting me. I told him I had to go. He didn't care. His GF finally convinced him to pull over at the nearest gas station so I could go, but by the time we got there I had both peed and pooped my pants. I started having a #2 accident and that must have prevented me from holding the #1 any longer.
4. On a family road trip. I didn't normally drink pop but I had had a bottle of it. Of course, the need to pee hit me rather suddenly. I held it until the nearest rest stop which happened to be under construction. My Dad was going to pull over so I could go in the ditch, but my Mom chewed him out and said she didn't want some creep watching me pee. She told me to grab a towel (for swimming at the hotel) out of my backpack, sit on it, and pee myself. Unfortunately, all the movement of getting the towel out of my backpack was too much for my poor bladder and I was basically done peeing by the time I got it out.
5. This was on purpose. We were watching a fireworks show in some nearby city and it was a long show and I knew I couldn't hold it anymore. I didn't want to miss anything so I sat on the ground and peed my pants. I don't think anyone ever noticed, or didn't say anything if they did.
6. In middle school, I had a teacher that was an absolute jerk about letting us use the bathroom. I had a couple pee accidents in his class, and at least one time where I pooped myself. People complained to the administration who didn't care. They thought 5 minutes was enough time for the previous teacher to go long, us to travel to the bathrooms, use them, get our next class's stuff out of our lockers, and get to the next class. They said we were stopping to chat instead of peeing. Jerks.
7. Similar to the above, no one would stop on the way back from a field trip to another city to let us pee. Guess who had an accident?
8. This time I was just an idiot. It was around when I first started having a period. I was at the park with some friends during that time of the month and I had to pee. What does the pad do, according to my stupid kid brain? Absorb liquids! Once I knew I wouldn't last until home, I just started peeing, thinking my pad would absorb it all. Nope. My friends got to see me just randomly pee my pants out of nowhere because I could not stop it once I knew I had been wrong. I just said I was going home and started walking home. To add salt on the wound, I had a ketchup packet explosion on the way back, into a pad that could no longer absorb any liquids. My pants, panties, socks, and shoes were ruined by the time I got home.
9. Walking home from middle school a couple times. Was a mile with no where to stop to pee aside from strangers' houses. Pooped my pants a couple times, too.
10. So, by this time, I was pretty used to peeing my pants. I began to find that I didn't mind it. If I knew I could throw the pants I was wearing into the wash or the garbage without anyone noticing, I started peeing/pooping my pants on purpose on the walk home. One time, I had barely made it through last period (school period, mind you) without having an accident because I wanted to go on my walk home and had finally got away from the school and had an "accident", my friend's Mom pulled up out of nowhere and offered me a ride home. She wouldn't take no for an answer, so I had to just flat-out admit I was soaked from the waist down in pee (lied and said I had had an accident) and that I had pooped myself. Was wearing a black skirt so I guess I wasn't too obvious from her viewpoint. She took off so fast after that. Another time my Mom was unexpectedly home when I got home and I lied and said the bathroom was closed for cleaning when I left (never mind there were multiple bathrooms). I was wearing jeans and had only peed my pants like 5 minutes before that so there was no hiding it. The school got an angry phone call that resulted in nothing.
11. PE. Had to pee and was going to use the toilet like a normal person but I got hit in the stomach with a basketball. My body suddenly had other ideas and I peed myself in front of my whole class.
12. One time when we all went out to eat at a local restaurant. I was going to pee in the restaurant bathroom but it was raining really hard and the rain made the urge to pee grow and grow and grow until I was ready to burst. My Dad pulled up the door of the restaurant, under an awning, and let everyone out. On a whim, I said I would stay and run with him. When he parked, I waited until he did the whole "3 2 1 go" thing people do when about to run through the rain. As soon as he said 3, I let it go and started peeing my pants. Had a small heart attack when he stopped on 1 and fiddled around with his center console until he found his wallet (why was it in there?!). I could see the wet spot starting to form on my pants and I couldn't stop. Thankfully, he didn't notice and the rain successfully hid my deed from my parents. I could see the pee going down my pants legs by the time I finally got out the car door. My brother somehow knew but never told them.
13. One time I almost forgot from when I was younger. Had some friends over for a sleepover and a friend and I made a stupid bet when we were playing Super Mario Kart that the loser had to pee their pants. I didn't think I'd lose. I lost. My Mom was livid. That same friend and I still make jokes about that bet but we've never recreated it.
14. Much later in life, I had kind of stopped doing the whole "accident" thing as for some reason the thrill kind of went away. This was a genuine adult accident. I had found I was trans and was dressed masc and all that one time at Walmart. I had thought I was passing pretty well. Guess not that well as I was clocked heading into the Men's bathroom at Walmart. This dude was going to kick my ass if I proceeded any further so, to avoid making more of a scene and because I didn't want to be seen as a male going into the female bathrooms, I just opted to hold it until I got home. I didn't make it. I was more mad at the bigot than anything. I haven't had top-surgery ($$$) so I'm guessing the binder didn't bind well enough or something.
15. Lastly, during work from home time during COVID, a Zoom meeting lasted just a bit too long and I had thoroughly peed my computer chair before it was over. The company didn't believe in time between meetings and sticking to meeting end times and I had had too much coffee.
16. Right. Sorry. Remembered another time as I was about to post this. This is the last one. I promise. I was at the grocery store with a friend. We were about age 12 or something. It was within walking distance of our houses so we went to get candy. This store was part of a strip mall so they could get away with having an Employees-only bathroom, telling patrons to use the strip mall bathroom on the other side of the mall. My friend had to pee and said she didn't think she would make it back to my house after all. She did not know that this bathroom was employees-only until she got there and saw the sign and found it locked. We made the mistake of buying our candy first instead of putting it on the shelf and coming back to it after using the bathroom. She didn't make it to the bathroom. She just suddenly ducked into an empty hallway and started crying her eyes out as she peed herself. My stupid kid brain (remember story 8) thought my peeing my pants would help her feel better, so I did and said the bathroom was too far for me too. It did help, a bit, but we both had to walk through a bunch of people with obviously-just-peed-in pants to leave. I feel a little bad for whoever had to clean up two pee puddles.
So, I was kind of a pants-wetter as a kid. Some intentional, some not.
1. The earliest I remember. I was sleeping in bed one night at about age 6 or so, and I woke up very badly needing to pee. My 6yo brain thought I could just stick my fingers in the way and not pee myself. Yeah, no. Once I started peeing, I couldn't stop and I ended up wetting the bed.
2. A few times I would be playing video games or something and just try to hold it so I didn't have to stop what I was doing and that often resulted in accidents.
3. Was in a car with my older brother one day and he was driving his GF around while baby-sitting me. I told him I had to go. He didn't care. His GF finally convinced him to pull over at the nearest gas station so I could go, but by the time we got there I had both peed and pooped my pants. I started having a #2 accident and that must have prevented me from holding the #1 any longer.
4. On a family road trip. I didn't normally drink pop but I had had a bottle of it. Of course, the need to pee hit me rather suddenly. I held it until the nearest rest stop which happened to be under construction. My Dad was going to pull over so I could go in the ditch, but my Mom chewed him out and said she didn't want some creep watching me pee. She told me to grab a towel (for swimming at the hotel) out of my backpack, sit on it, and pee myself. Unfortunately, all the movement of getting the towel out of my backpack was too much for my poor bladder and I was basically done peeing by the time I got it out.
5. This was on purpose. We were watching a fireworks show in some nearby city and it was a long show and I knew I couldn't hold it anymore. I didn't want to miss anything so I sat on the ground and peed my pants. I don't think anyone ever noticed, or didn't say anything if they did.
6. In middle school, I had a teacher that was an absolute jerk about letting us use the bathroom. I had a couple pee accidents in his class, and at least one time where I pooped myself. People complained to the administration who didn't care. They thought 5 minutes was enough time for the previous teacher to go long, us to travel to the bathrooms, use them, get our next class's stuff out of our lockers, and get to the next class. They said we were stopping to chat instead of peeing. Jerks.
7. Similar to the above, no one would stop on the way back from a field trip to another city to let us pee. Guess who had an accident?
8. This time I was just an idiot. It was around when I first started having a period. I was at the park with some friends during that time of the month and I had to pee. What does the pad do, according to my stupid kid brain? Absorb liquids! Once I knew I wouldn't last until home, I just started peeing, thinking my pad would absorb it all. Nope. My friends got to see me just randomly pee my pants out of nowhere because I could not stop it once I knew I had been wrong. I just said I was going home and started walking home. To add salt on the wound, I had a ketchup packet explosion on the way back, into a pad that could no longer absorb any liquids. My pants, panties, socks, and shoes were ruined by the time I got home.
9. Walking home from middle school a couple times. Was a mile with no where to stop to pee aside from strangers' houses. Pooped my pants a couple times, too.
10. So, by this time, I was pretty used to peeing my pants. I began to find that I didn't mind it. If I knew I could throw the pants I was wearing into the wash or the garbage without anyone noticing, I started peeing/pooping my pants on purpose on the walk home. One time, I had barely made it through last period (school period, mind you) without having an accident because I wanted to go on my walk home and had finally got away from the school and had an "accident", my friend's Mom pulled up out of nowhere and offered me a ride home. She wouldn't take no for an answer, so I had to just flat-out admit I was soaked from the waist down in pee (lied and said I had had an accident) and that I had pooped myself. Was wearing a black skirt so I guess I wasn't too obvious from her viewpoint. She took off so fast after that. Another time my Mom was unexpectedly home when I got home and I lied and said the bathroom was closed for cleaning when I left (never mind there were multiple bathrooms). I was wearing jeans and had only peed my pants like 5 minutes before that so there was no hiding it. The school got an angry phone call that resulted in nothing.
11. PE. Had to pee and was going to use the toilet like a normal person but I got hit in the stomach with a basketball. My body suddenly had other ideas and I peed myself in front of my whole class.
12. One time when we all went out to eat at a local restaurant. I was going to pee in the restaurant bathroom but it was raining really hard and the rain made the urge to pee grow and grow and grow until I was ready to burst. My Dad pulled up the door of the restaurant, under an awning, and let everyone out. On a whim, I said I would stay and run with him. When he parked, I waited until he did the whole "3 2 1 go" thing people do when about to run through the rain. As soon as he said 3, I let it go and started peeing my pants. Had a small heart attack when he stopped on 1 and fiddled around with his center console until he found his wallet (why was it in there?!). I could see the wet spot starting to form on my pants and I couldn't stop. Thankfully, he didn't notice and the rain successfully hid my deed from my parents. I could see the pee going down my pants legs by the time I finally got out the car door. My brother somehow knew but never told them.
13. One time I almost forgot from when I was younger. Had some friends over for a sleepover and a friend and I made a stupid bet when we were playing Super Mario Kart that the loser had to pee their pants. I didn't think I'd lose. I lost. My Mom was livid. That same friend and I still make jokes about that bet but we've never recreated it.
14. Much later in life, I had kind of stopped doing the whole "accident" thing as for some reason the thrill kind of went away. This was a genuine adult accident. I had found I was trans and was dressed masc and all that one time at Walmart. I had thought I was passing pretty well. Guess not that well as I was clocked heading into the Men's bathroom at Walmart. This dude was going to kick my ass if I proceeded any further so, to avoid making more of a scene and because I didn't want to be seen as a male going into the female bathrooms, I just opted to hold it until I got home. I didn't make it. I was more mad at the bigot than anything. I haven't had top-surgery ($$$) so I'm guessing the binder didn't bind well enough or something.
15. Lastly, during work from home time during COVID, a Zoom meeting lasted just a bit too long and I had thoroughly peed my computer chair before it was over. The company didn't believe in time between meetings and sticking to meeting end times and I had had too much coffee.
16. Right. Sorry. Remembered another time as I was about to post this. This is the last one. I promise. I was at the grocery store with a friend. We were about age 12 or something. It was within walking distance of our houses so we went to get candy. This store was part of a strip mall so they could get away with having an Employees-only bathroom, telling patrons to use the strip mall bathroom on the other side of the mall. My friend had to pee and said she didn't think she would make it back to my house after all. She did not know that this bathroom was employees-only until she got there and saw the sign and found it locked. We made the mistake of buying our candy first instead of putting it on the shelf and coming back to it after using the bathroom. She didn't make it to the bathroom. She just suddenly ducked into an empty hallway and started crying her eyes out as she peed herself. My stupid kid brain (remember story 8) thought my peeing my pants would help her feel better, so I did and said the bathroom was too far for me too. It did help, a bit, but we both had to walk through a bunch of people with obviously-just-peed-in pants to leave. I feel a little bad for whoever had to clean up two pee puddles.
