It was the neighbors fault this time.

I was just planning on a quick trip to the post office. I knew I had to pee before I left but like always I didn't know how bad. I dropped off my letters and got back home. I was wiggling as I got out of my car and that was when my neighbor came over to chat. Not wanting to be rude I chatted but was dancing around. He looked at me and asked if I needed to get in the house and that was when I lost it. I peed my shorts and down my legs. Told him "not anymore, at least I don't have to mop a puddle" he laughed and we finished our conversation.