I have the house to myself this weekend and I can’t decide how to have some wet fun first

I never really get to do this very often, and I’ve definitely never talked to anyone about it. But here goes… I’ve been drinking as much as possible all day. I’m going to lose it at any second. Wish I could chat with someone while I am letting it all go. Should I go in public or stay at home? I’m thinking about walking around the block. Here we go, I’m already starting to leak. I don’t know why this feels so good. I’m about half empty. Going to save some for outside.