I Farted

Just went to a concert! it was amazing to hear old 70s rock and roll i didnt feel like getting crazy dolled up because it was all local bands so i managed to just throw on a hippie sweater and some leggings and some flats and call it good i went with a friend and some co workers my co workers wife bought us food which was so sweet! but it gave me bad gas during the concert i was cramping holding it in haha but when the concert was over and we got out side i let loose lol my friend hayley looked at me like i was insane but i couldnt hold it it was all coming out of both ends!