It doesn’t feel like we’re really friends anymore

@SW-User how can I remedy this?

@Temporallube why do you want to ?

@SW-User because… you … complete … me

@Temporallube that's what they all say

@SW-User I’m not just saying that! 🤨

@Temporallube how can anyone know you mean it? They're just words

@SW-User I hate when you get all metaphysical.

Always finding some abstract way to say you’re not accepting me wearing chartreuse colored winter socks in my timberland boots 😒

@Temporallube first of all ..

They aren't even your socks pffft

@SW-User hey! That’s besides the point! This is about you dismissing me and critiquing my fashion choices.

Why can’t you just accept me for the asymmetrically oriented body plan that I am?

@Temporallube you're trying to dress like me
Stop taking my clothes

@SW-User you did not originate this look!

@Temporallube yes ..it was stolen from me

@SW-User a likely story 🤨


Your evidence?

@Temporallube my face

@SW-User plot twist