Today we’re going to the mall

Mommy says she wants to take me to the mall and she’s filling me with fluids so I’m guaranteed to soak my diaper and she says she’s not going to change my diaper until we’re at the mall and I’ve already peed in it twice so when I wet it again it’s going to leak big time, very noticeably and I’ve already seen the babyish prints on all the diapers she’s put in my diaper bag.