I want to get pied in the face

Why waste a perfectly good pie?

I was once pied in the face as part of the shenanigans on Pi Day! 😂

It happened to my girlf one time when she had kinda been bullying one of her friends. She still says it was one of the worst things to happen to her.

I would rather "pie" you in the crotch, then lick it off you!

What flavour pie?🙂

By the power vested in me, I hearby dub you pied