I want to get pied in the face

Why waste a perfectly good pie?

It happened to my girlf one time when she had kinda been bullying one of her friends. She still says it was one of the worst things to happen to her.

What flavour pie?🙂

I was once pied in the face as part of the shenanigans on Pi Day! 😂

By the power vested in me, I hearby dub you pied

I would rather "pie" you in the crotch, then lick it off you!