I Have A Fart Fetish
I had a babysitter when I was younger. And she was not ashamed of her gas.
One evening she was sitting in my room and reading to me. She had a lot of gas, because she farted powerful farts on my bed. PFFFfffRRRRRRrrrtTT! PFIIIIUuuuuuh... PRrrrrrtT!
She said: "Sorry".. And as she was telling me good night, she let another one rip!
I thought that this was scary :D It made me uncomfortable...
But when she was about to exit the room, she stopped right next to the door.....
She held on to the door frame. Stood still for 3 seconds...
And the she ripped a brutal fart! PRRRRRRRRRRRRT !!!
.........
The next time she came over she said: "sorry for farting so much, but it is so painful holding in all that gas". :(
So I told her that the last big fart was funny :D And she could fart all she needed, as long as she didn't fart on my bed ;)
One evening she was sitting in my room and reading to me. She had a lot of gas, because she farted powerful farts on my bed. PFFFfffRRRRRRrrrtTT! PFIIIIUuuuuuh... PRrrrrrtT!
She said: "Sorry".. And as she was telling me good night, she let another one rip!
I thought that this was scary :D It made me uncomfortable...
But when she was about to exit the room, she stopped right next to the door.....
She held on to the door frame. Stood still for 3 seconds...
And the she ripped a brutal fart! PRRRRRRRRRRRRT !!!
.........
The next time she came over she said: "sorry for farting so much, but it is so painful holding in all that gas". :(
So I told her that the last big fart was funny :D And she could fart all she needed, as long as she didn't fart on my bed ;)