Do old men have old sperm? Like does your sperm have a hearing aid and suspenders on?

They all say "get off of my lawn!"

who cares ,,as long old men can get it up,,couple times a week, my off days 1 time a week,,keeps you healthy,,dont us it you loose it,,,,,i am 80,,

no because I empty my sac at least once a day

and a walker

With a little effort you could find out

Sperm are completely replenished every three weeks unlike eggs

I don’t think so

not old yet.. Mine ROARS

lol

Yes, but only those old men who haven't been snipped.

I must say that I never notice any difference between younger guy's sperm and older...

Sarah

The sperm wear shoes that have Velcro straps instead of laces

I have read that the quality of sperm made by older guys is not as good as that of younger men. Makes sense, if the hair I grow is getting grey why not my boys, whether or not they can swim.

What does it matter ? They aren’t in you trying to your egg ?

If a man hasn’t cum in 72 hours his speed starts eating itself .

Yes

Yes it was verified through some tests I had years ago that my sperm are known as saggy ass sperm and mine being specially designated as damn saggy..