I want a woman who only wears dresses and skirts.

Why don't you just find someone you like instead of meeting someone and making demands on them. It's better and more authentic if you like the whole person (as they are). It's better for them too. It's more fulfilling.

I can understand why you are in your 30s and still looking

I’m curious why? And why a woman’s choice of attire determines her worth as a potential partner? Is there something communicated by wearing pants?

And in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant?

Don't we all? Good luck. Love a denim or leather skirt about mid thigh

Do you live near an Amish community ?