An old man and a young man bump into each other at the grocery store, both seeming lost.

The old man says "Excuse me, I was just looking for my wife." The young man says "What a coincidence, I was looking for my wife as well!"
The old man asks, "What does your wife look like?" The young man says, "She's blonde, beautiful, with a great figure and wearing a short skirt. What about your wite?
The old man says "Forget my wife, let's look for yours!"