I Like Short Shorts

For gosh sakes, leave this beautiful guy alone. Who knows what he looks like turgid. Leave it to a judge, if you don't like what you see, look away. I do it many times a day for all sorts of what I see as inappropriate or acceptable in my own standard of propriety. I look like this coming out of an icy shower in a speedo, but I'm sure not hard. Does that make my display legal or just outside your definition of good taste? (P.S. I don't wear speedos for my own modesty. My choice.)