I Am Too Fat To Tie My Shoes

I'm so fat, I don't even wear shoes. I weigh 1,180 pounds and I'm too fat to walk. My parents got rid of my shoes 4 years ago when they found out I was too fat to walk. I do wear socks, but my belly is so big I can't reach my feet or even my knees. On top of that, my thighs are gigantic and my belly has gone overtop of them, so I can't even reach my knees. I have to get my parents to put on my socks for me.