If Jesus Returned This Very Moment Would you put on your pants or just say "Howdy!"

I would ask him to have sex with me, he was very handsome

rinkydinkydoink · M Best Comment

The sandy-colored hair, blue-eyed Jesus? I'd offer him a Modelo Especial and a beach chair by the pool.

MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F

I would hug him

Iwillwait · M

Howdy

helenS · 36-40, F

I wonder how He would arrive. By train perhaps? At the Bologna railway station? Or maybe Brisbane?

SwampFlower · 31-35, F

I’d ask for credible ID

Pretzel · 70-79, M

I think he'd say what the aliens say

"nope, no intelligent life on this planet"

kodiac · 22-25, M

Rumor has it he just left Chicago [media=https://youtu.be/LOoPWnnl4CE]

Crazywaterspring · 61-69, M

The evangelicals would have him arrested.

Lilnonames · F

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