The best part about your older brother staying single.

You get expensive shit as gifts.

And though none of it fits your size, you accumulate wealth to sell it later and buy more land 👀

Pretty does grow trees.

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SinlessOnslaught · M

You tell me my hands and feet are small with THAT cute little thing there?

Miram · 31-35, F

@SinlessOnslaught I am north african. It is normal to be tinier. Your ancestors are allegedly the vikings.

SinlessOnslaught · M

@Miram And yours were allegedly the amazigh warriors who specialized in HANDS-on guerilla warfare.

You are holding me to standards I never claimed.

Miram · 31-35, F

@SinlessOnslaught bish, my ancestors lived in the desert and survived on eating scorpions and snakes.

And before then, they ate the romans.

They were tiny.

SinlessOnslaught · M

@Miram

Show me where the tiny extremities are in this one

Miram · 31-35, F

@SinlessOnslaught she was a man, okay? We lied.

SinlessOnslaught · M

@Miram Prove it

SinlessOnslaught · M

@Miram https://similarworlds.com/accomplishments/world-records/5498106-Statement-for-the-record-regarding-the-alleged-smallness-of

Miram · 31-35, F

@SinlessOnslaught The proof of the pudding is in the eating

SinlessOnslaught · M

@Miram You're at a loss for words because I proved that you have no grounds to set unreasonable hand size expectations on me while ignoring your own shortcomings.