Just want to tell you all that in my 40s I am not going to be one of these sweet SW women who post poetry and romantic things

Yearning for love.

I will also not be posting any nudes.

In my 40s, what you will be getting is me ruining your every parade, unconditionally. Turning your jokes to serious debates, grumpiness, bitterness and mocking your genitalia.

You have to wait till my 70s for the nudes.