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I Have Worn a Bikini

I have the strange feeling I would look like a total idiot in one.
fairefoutre
70-79, M
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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
[i] I'm sorry to be such a meanie,
 But IF you would wear a bikini*,
'Twould lessen your guilt
 If 'twere under your kilt,
 So as NOT to expose your zucchini.[/i]

 *or a mankini

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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@fairefoutre

I know, but I said [i]IF[/i]  about wearing the bikini. 🤭
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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@fairefoutre

But you said [i]nothing[/i]  under your kilt. 🤭
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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@fairefoutre

Less draughty that way... 🤭

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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
Goodness[i]![/i]

[i]Oh my goodness, the Scots are so strong;
My doubts I no longer prolong!
Gay Scots must possess
Much strength, I confess,
To lift up their kilties so long.[/i]  😳
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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@fairefoutre

Fortunately, genuine fairy (not the gay kind) attire is not so heavy; quite the contrary 🤭

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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@fairefoutre

Bring my dress back, you perv[i]![/i]  🤭
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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@fairefoutre

Half?! More like 95%[i]![/i]  😳
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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@fairefoutre

Whaddayamean, "cockteaser"?!
YOU'RE the one who stole my dress[i]![/i]  😨

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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@fairefoutre

And it was YOUR bikini post in the first place[i]![/i]  🤭
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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@fairefoutre

Yes, you were thinking about yourself in one, which was far worse. 😂
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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@fairefoutre

I have on rare occasions, but I don't like them for obvious reasons. 🤭
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