Do you always wear underwear?

@donontario: Always go traditional when I'm in my kilt. Once came up with the best line for the question of what a Scot's man wears under his kilt. I was asked the question by a female ride attendant at Disney. I summoned up my best Scottish brogue, and having noticed a ring on her finger I said "Lassy there's only one way to find out, and I'm afraid you're spoken for."