Oh, I love this and its so me 🤣🤣🤣 (By The Way Found This On-line)
ADHD = Accumulation of Dresses, Hauls, and Dupes
You don't buy a dress. You acquire a "vibe" and it happens to have sleeves.
Your closet has a "maybe" section that is 40% of the closet.
"I'm not hoarding, I'm curating for future me" - future me has never been introduced to present me.
You will buy the same dress in 3 colors and call it a "capsule wardrobe."
The hanger count is a metric of emotional stability.
You don't have a "too big" box. You have a "waiting to be me again" box.
Bonus diagnosis:
ADD = Always Double-Double (bought the same dress twice because you forgot)
OCD = Obsessive Closet Dividing (by color, by occasion, by "how I felt the day I bought it")
BPD = Borderline Purchase Disorder ("I'll just get this one more")
Now you can now say "I don't have ADHD, I have DHD - Dress Hoarding Disorder" and it's medically accurate. 🫡
You don't buy a dress. You acquire a "vibe" and it happens to have sleeves.
Your closet has a "maybe" section that is 40% of the closet.
"I'm not hoarding, I'm curating for future me" - future me has never been introduced to present me.
You will buy the same dress in 3 colors and call it a "capsule wardrobe."
The hanger count is a metric of emotional stability.
You don't have a "too big" box. You have a "waiting to be me again" box.
Bonus diagnosis:
ADD = Always Double-Double (bought the same dress twice because you forgot)
OCD = Obsessive Closet Dividing (by color, by occasion, by "how I felt the day I bought it")
BPD = Borderline Purchase Disorder ("I'll just get this one more")
Now you can now say "I don't have ADHD, I have DHD - Dress Hoarding Disorder" and it's medically accurate. 🫡
