Funny article I read years back.

It was a warning about fake fur. Not a normal warning like it'll give you a rash or something like that. This "warning" came from a young liberal woman. Apparently she had a jacket with a hood. The hood had fur around the edge like the Eskimos use. According to her article she was bopping along one chilly day when a light rain started. As the rain continued slowly she began to catch the scent of a wet dog. She just couldn't work out where it was coming from but it followed her ever where she went. As the rain continued it became more and more apparent that the smell was coming from her crulty free Chinese fake fur jacket! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. She didn't elaborate as to whether she screamed and danced around in a circle clawing at the dog smelling Chinese jacket but it's easy to picture. She did some research and claimed to have uncovered Chinese companies were selling fake , fake fur. Apparently it was cheaper to pick up dog skins from the local butcher shop than to buy new fake fur. Whether it's true who knows. But the article was written back around 99 or 2,000s. Mocking leftists wasn't as much a thing then. So it probably wasn't just done for laughs. It could be fake just to have something to sell. But, what if it's not! What if some smugg little neo hippy really was screaming and dancing around clawing the macabre remains of fur people off herself? Maybe her nose ring went flying and bounced down a storm drain. I like to think that's how it happened.