Help!!! Does anyone know somewhere (preferably UK)

That sells cute Christmassy tartan skirts or dresses (red tartan.) My girlf really wants some but I’m struggling to find the perfect thing.
She likes knee length or slightly below as she doesn’t like short skirts/dresses. She’s a size 16/18.

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HoeBag · 46-50, F

I consulted ChatGPT on this and it said -

Ain't no more retailers got no cute Christmassy tartan skirts or dresses, jo azz just sh*t out of luck, Chuck.

(sigh) looks like you are going to have to gift her something like a Chia pet or fruit cake again. 😞

Strongtea · 22-25, M

Well thanks for your effort. I think you’re not taking this very seriously though. She’ll be upset if I don’t find something.@HoeBag

HoeBag · 46-50, F

@Strongtea Sorry, just kidding. 🙂

Some interesting responses here, like how God would be happy, and @basilfawlty89 response.

It seems a little demanding how she would be upset if you didn't find something. Like it is required.

Rose90

@HoeBag funny

Strongtea · 22-25, M

Yes, fair enough, I suppose she’s just used to getting what she wants, she gets moody when she doesn’t. 😬@HoeBag