Ripped jeans with frayed hems and barefoot

My first thought would be, "Why do I think that guy is 'good-looking' "?

But that's because I'm a guy...

He was in a shipwreck and just made it back to shore.

Sad

I'm back in the 70's!

Oh, dear.

As long as he's barefoot, that's all that counts. People dress like that all the time anyway.

I love bare feet on a guy, but I'm not a fan of torn clothing.

Barefoot in the store he walks running his hands through his slick hair gel saying bro I got to get some stuff bro as he flexes his abs like Jersey Shore dude Hang Ten get the f*** out of here with all that