Who do you think, out of these 3, had the nicest wedding dress?

@MasterLee really?

@MasterLee
How do you tell who the best man is at a nude wedding?

@HoraceGreenley I actually didn't have one. Where we lived back then you didn't need a ceremony or witnesses. Our witnesses were our cats. It actually rained that day so my now wife suggested shoes and stand on the stairs of the back patio. Which we did.

@meggie yes it was

@MasterLee
I was telling an old joke