What is the strangest thing "to you" that you have ever seen someone wearing?

It was about 20 years ago, I was working out of state at a mall,, it was an old man, stooped old, wearing a sun dress, heels, carrying a purse, and bright red poorly applied lipstick, disheveled wispy white balding hair; now, I am what I am, so no problem there, but he just didn't look anywhere near good, and he had a handler to boot.....my point is, if that's your thing, great, I just can't pass at all and I know that, but even with an aid this old guy wasn't even close; if I'm in the wrong here that's ok, I can handle that too