What kind of idiot came up with this design?

@TacoCat Is that you...my long lost sloth husband?

@SW-User it is I.. I'm having a conversation with a friend in messages and saw this and I wanted to be funny

@TacoCat It worked 😉

@SW-User I feel the accomplishment all over me body

@TacoCat Work dat bod for me boi

@SW-User I donut think you can handle it

@TacoCat Try me bruh

@SW-User you might get a heart attack

@TacoCat I get it every time I see you 😝

@SW-User we gotta do some cardio then 👀